Lesson of the day: DO NOT have a cherry cough drop and then take a drink of peppermint tea with honey. It will taste like cigarettes.
You’ve been warned
one time i actually thought i had a chance with someone
*bangs fist on table* I WANT COLD WEATHER
wanna do bad things to you but good things for you
[writes paper] this doesnt make any sense [prints it] [doesn’t proofread] [hands it in for a grade]
"Stop. You had me at meat tornado." - Ron Swanson