Lesson of the day: DO NOT have a cherry cough drop and then take a drink of peppermint tea with honey. It will taste like cigarettes. 

You’ve been warned

sukoshibot:

after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.

sukoshibot:

after spending all day considering getting mariokart 8, I went to burger king for dinner and to my surprise found this onion ring. Not only is it shaped like an 8, but it was the only onion ring in my bag since I ordered fries. now i’m not a superstitious person, but I took this as a sign and bought the game immediately after.

Reblogged from bitchbot

american-fuckin-horror-story:

i got out of bed at 11:30 to make this